Mikey is in English when the teacher says "we are going to learn some multi-syllable words does anyone know any?"
Mikey's hand shouts in to the air " Mas-tur-bate!"
"Wow" says the teacher, " thats a mouthful!"
"No Miss your thinking of a blowjob!"
Unknown "cool katie." Cheeky - 16 years, 1 month, 17 days ago

little boy comes home from school and tells his Dad he got a F in math.
" Why?" asks Dad.
"Well the teacher asked what is 2 X 3 and I said 6" says mikey.
" But thats right!!" says Dad confused.
" Yeah but then she asked whats 3 X 2." mikey.
" Whats the F...ing difference?" said Dad.
"Thats what I said!!"
Unknown "cool katie." Cheeky - 16 years, 1 month, 17 days ago