Thank You to all who shopped with me and bid on my auctions... thanx to you my beautiful lover is now my pet again...!!
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heartbroken "BeLoveD" Loving - 15 years, 1 month, 18 days ago

I need points to buy my love back... thumb away good people...x
heartbroken "BeLoveD" Loving - 15 years, 1 month, 20 days ago

2 irishmen find a mirror in the road... the first picks it up and says..." i know the face but i cant put a name to it"... the second man snatches it off him ans says.." its me you daft bastard..!!" ;-)
heartbroken "BeLoveD" Loving - 15 years, 1 month, 20 days ago

If you ever think your life is bad... imagine what it would be like to be an egg...? You only ever get laid once... it takes 4 minutes to get hard... only 2 minutes to get soft... you share a box with 5 other guys...3 minutes after you get in the hot tub you get your head smashed in then get a good poking by a load of soldiers... But worst of all... the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother...!!!! so cheer up... your life aint that bad surely...? ;-)
heartbroken "BeLoveD" Loving - 15 years, 1 month, 20 days ago

Many men have nicknames for their cocks. Mine was given to me by a girlfriend whilst she was giving me head. She named it ' IMPALER ' yes ' IMPALER '... or at least that was what i thought she had said..? Turns out she was ' Asthmatic ' and it's my fault she died...!!! ;-)
heartbroken "BeLoveD" Loving - 15 years, 1 month, 20 days ago