GOOD & BAD NEWS:
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."


Unknown "BabyFrankee" Trusting - 16 years, 2 months, 18 days ago

WRONG NUMBER:
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
Unknown "BabyFrankee" Trusting - 16 years, 2 months, 18 days ago

AN IDIOT:
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
Unknown "BabyFrankee" Trusting - 16 years, 2 months, 18 days ago

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals.
King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
Think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now to see the analysis.

If your answer is:
Orangutan = you're dull & normal
Ape = you're a moron
Mondisable= worse, you're an idiot
King Kondisable= you're hopelessly stupid
.......
Why?! ????

.......

A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas!
;
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
Take some time off and relax!

Unknown "BabyFrankee" Trusting - 16 years, 5 months, 16 days ago

So H@ppy To Own My LOvely Pets
Here's A delicious Snack For All of You.......
Unknown "BabyFrankee" Trusting - 16 years, 6 months, 8 days ago