(though i don't personally condone this)
D R I N K
(starting like a sad song)
when I'm feeling sad and lonely
and I hear crying from afar...
when I don't need to get up early
(becoming jaunty and upbeat)
I just meet my lady Kirsten and we go down to the bar
oh D R I N K it's the way to live the life
I'll spell it out for you so you won't strife
oh D it is for drinkin tis the first step in the stand
R is for the random things you do without a plan
I's for idiotic insane and quite inept
N is for the nothing that you remember except
K is for Kirsten my friend and my chauffeur
she keeps me alive when my visions all ablurr
we live but the blocks down but that's never where I'd be
if I didn't have my Kirsten here to drive me
oh D it is for drinking I'll do it all my life
I is for intelligence that you will find in my wife
N is for nothing which is what i can do right
when K is for knocked out which I will be all tonight
R is for remember which I can't do when I drink
and no matter how i try i just cannot seem to think
all the nights I go out and I take all that they bring
I cannot drive or think so I just sing
I sing while at the party I sing while at the bar
I sing at karaoke when I can't play the guitar
I sing this song while chantin what I said all along
I tell ya' follow the plan and go sing this song!
well D is for the drinkin that you will do a lot!
R is for remember which you will not!
I's for Intuition which you just haven't got!
N is for narcolepsy which will not hit the spot
and K it is for Kirsten the girl who keeps me sane
when all my blood and money are flowin' down the drain
and while I do some thinkin' I'll never get it wrong
I go at night and party while i sing this song
oh D R I N K yes D R I N K I drink until they're out of booze and it's a new day
oh D R I N K I D R I N K we laugh like little kiddies as we run and play
oh D R I N K now D R I N K we nicely get along and so we all say
D R I N K we D R I N K now my awful singin's over and we all shout hooray!!!
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