1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ..Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3 Men are like ...Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials... You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like .Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ...Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ..Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Unknown "lingling" - 16 years, 10 months, 6 days ago

I just wanna let everyone one know, that if you ever argue with me about 58 cents... I will kill you. That is all. :]
Unknown "lingling" - 16 years, 10 months, 13 days ago

so I'm at work.. and I'm not gonna lie.. I'm working pretty darn hard... Riiiiiight. ;]
Unknown "lingling" - 16 years, 10 months, 13 days ago

IF YOU HAD ME ALL ALONE... LOCKED UP IN A ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AND IF WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR TALE OR COMMENT... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE ..
Unknown "lingling" - 16 years, 10 months, 13 days ago