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Mike
"my bowler =3"



Name:
Mike , 34/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:9:30 AM
Join date:16 years, 8 months, 20 days ago
Location: Carlstadt, NJ United States

About me:
Right now, it's just like I'm a lost little love puppy looking for a home. I'm just confused right now. I'm really one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet, always looking to help other people. Smart, goofy, athletic, have a car. dont drink. dont smoke. Pet or message me.
About you:
the people who i want to meet: my future girlfriend, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, more friends, jus people that are really chill
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
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Unknown
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"cute maria x"
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Mike's tales
Mike
STOLEN FROM -- --

'cause i was bored :D Fill in your name, and see what you come up with!!


-Guide-
A: LOVES to flirt
B: Loves people
C: Easy to fall in love with
D: Has one of the best personalities ever
E: Freaking beautiful
F: People wild and crazy adore you.
G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Love to laugh
J: Freaking Rowdy
K: Really silly.
L: REALLY easy to fall in love with
M: Makes dating fun
N: One of the best bf/gf anyone could ask for
O: Loved by everyone
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q:
R: Good gf/bf
S: gets blamed for everything
T: GREAT kisser
U: Gets hugs
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
Y: Is a freak in bed.
Z: Lives life for fun


M:Makes dating fun
I:Love to laugh
C:Easy to fall in love with
H:Easy to fall in love with
A:LOVES to flirt
E:Freaking beautiful
L:REALLY easy to fall in love with

C:Easy to fall in love with
A:LOVES to flirt
R:Good gf/bf
N:One of the best bf/gf anyone could ask for
E:Freaking beautiful
Y:Is a freak in bed.

I like the way we ended there lol.

So we have two
C:Easy to fall in love with
A:LOVES to flirt
E:Freaking beautiful
Mike "my bowler =3" Adored - 15 years, 6 months, 11 days ago
Mike
I WANT TO THANK ANGELICA SOLIS SOOO MUCH. SHE'S TOO SWEET. FAITH U ARE JUST ADORABLE.
Mike "my bowler =3" Adored - 15 years, 7 months, 2 days ago
Mike
Repost in your tales with your answers......

Yes or No
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? No
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? No
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Held a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Been suspended from school? No
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? No
Been fired from a job? No
Sang karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn*t? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? No
Sang in the shower? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Yes
Broken a bone? Yes
Shaved your head? Yes
Blacked out from drinking? No
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Been in a band? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? No
Donated Blood? No
Eaten alligator meat? No
Eaten cheesecake? No
Still love someone you shouldn't? Yes
Think about the future? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? No
Mike "my bowler =3" Adored - 15 years, 7 months, 4 days ago
Mike
STOLEN FROM SOMEONE ELSE

How sex starts

...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 makeout

...a makeout leads 2 finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply
Mike "my bowler =3" Adored - 15 years, 7 months, 6 days ago
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MeLelly
Hello.. :)
~♥~ Merry Christmas ~♥~ :) You have been given ~♥~ Merry Christmas ~♥~ :).
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MeLelly Loving - 12 years, 4 months, 13 days ago
LUcy maRKS

Donations :) You have been given Donations :).
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LUcy maRKS "Submissively Shy" Dazed - 15 years, 2 days ago
Angel's Desire

Donations :) You have been given Donations :).
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Angel's Desire "My Sexy Angel" LEAVING HP...GOOD BYE ♥ - 15 years, 1 month, 20 days ago
Unknown
Hey, i'd love to buy you, but im afraid i'vent got enough HP money right now :(
Unknown "cute maria x" Adored - 15 years, 1 month, 28 days ago
Unknown
hey there owner ;)
Magical Kisses You have been given Magical Kisses.
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Unknown "ღ JUJU ღ" Tender - 15 years, 3 months, 2 days ago
ApHrOdItE

You have been given Best Pet Award.
Crafted by Big D
ApHrOdItE Sad - 15 years, 3 months, 11 days ago
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