I am probably the most pissed off person you will ever meet....but it makes me entertaining. As long as you're not the one I'm angry with. :)
Hmm, what else....Since I'm not really looking for a date here, it's stream of conciousness time......I'm not a serial killer. I'm not a stalker. I don't eat my boogers. I have authority issues. Clowns and the Religious Right creep me out. Guys with beards end up disliking me for some reason. I'm a professional computer geek yet I shower frequently and have no issues with speaking to the opposite sex. I have a love/hate relationship with my job. I have a very dry sense humor that is quite demented at times. I can find irony in everything. Some days I completely hate the human race, other days I find it tolerable. If I could plug in a coffee IV, I would. If it were up to me, I would run away to Tahiti or some other island in the Pacific, never to be seen or heard from again. Thinking about starting my own country....I would call it Paulsylvania or SmartAssumbourg. I have no reason to lie to you. As matter of fact, I may even care about what you think once I get to know you. I hate raisins and diet soda. I like barbecue..any kind of barbecue. Yup, rambling like a mental patient. I'm half Italian, half Irish so I was tortured by Catholicism and people shouting as a child. I'm 38 but mentally I'm twenty-something. Sometimes, I don't know when to quit. Sometimes I don't know when to start. When you stand back, chaos is a spectator sport...especially when you're the catalyst. I can be sweet. I can be maniacal. I ignore how "beautiful" people look and see who they really are on the inside....sometimes there's an entire world, sometimes there's nothing but dust in there. I can do without people who have no sense of humor (especially about themselves), no sense of adventure and no sense of loyalty. I'm legally married but in name-only. I have 4 year old daughter for whom I'd lay down my life. If you think I'm crazy or if I don't fit in with your perception of the how the world should be or how people should act, then I suggest you move on
Oh yeah, I also like my owner/pet a lot so I'm not for sale...Doesn't mean we can't talk. You know, converse. Like people in the real world....
