One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class.
I just sat there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper!
At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes"
So, I wrote a paper that said, ' Hello! My name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? EEK EEK!'
I got an F.....
When I told my mom about it she said, "I told you to never trust a monkey!"
The End
Unknown "Fuzzy" Lazy - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago