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Well I've been taking my time, slow goings nothing new to me
I've been taking my time, slide up just drop everything
Falling out of my car, I'm not sure what I'm doing here
Some how wherever we are, I'm not sure what I'm doing here
I'm not gonna wait for anything to happen
All of this at once I'm ready for the cash-in
And I'm not gonna wait for anything to happen
Unknown "Drunk Bunny Boy" Loving - 15 years, 10 months, 14 days ago
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The priest in a small village was very fond of the rooster and 10 hens he kept out the back of the parish house. One Saturday night, the rooster went missing and the priest suspected that it had been stolen. The next day at the morning mass, he asked the congregation “has anybody got a cock?” All the men stood up. “No” the priest said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?” All the women stood up. “No!” he said with a hint of annoyance. “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn’t belong to them?” Half the women stood up. “No!!” he said angrily. That wasn’t what I mean either. “HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY COCK?” All the choirboys stood up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Unknown "Drunk Bunny Boy" Loving - 15 years, 10 months, 14 days ago
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Today’s tale will be a little different from the others. I’ve been having a lousy month, nothing has worked out. I’ve been expelled from school, I lost my camera, I lost my phone but I found something else. Something I could do instead of dwelling in the mistakes I’ve made so far. My mom has been very supportive and lets me point to the direction I want to go, my mom said “Kenny we fall cause of mistakes, and you have to learn and climb back up from the hole you dug.”

I was hoping she’ll tell me life is like a box of chocolates but yea what she says its true. I haven’t laid my foundations in vain, I have my network. With that I’ve paved paths I can take and I won’t fall because of one setback. I will however have to get my national service done with first before I can carry out everything else. The world is full of openings.

I’ve met someone interesting lately. Someone which I can be myself with yet not at the same time for I only know her for a month? maybe more?. I kinda fell asleep about here before I could finish and was unable to post this out. Oh well I finally finished transferring all my mum’s stuff form her old phone to her new one. I’m trying to get used to her old phone and I’m trying not to sleep before I can post this out again. I saw a sunrise! And I didn’t fell asleep. Alrighty!

Oh yes back to topic. Lets see, well she’s intelligent, gorgeous, friendly, intriguing and I’m taking latin ballroom lessons form her! Haha! I was browsing through her blog and what caught my eye was the 20 random facts! I feel like having a go at it!

1. My late great grand daddy owned an entire piece of land now known as harbourfront, he then passed it down to my late grand dad which had a bad gambling addiction and poof he lost the deed. He turned into a taxi driver. =_=”

2. My original Surname was Kan! But my grand dad decided to add a “G” behind and there you have it! Kenny KANG! =_=”

3. People ask me some times if I’m thai or rojak? I’m ¼ Peranakan, ¼ hokkien and ½ teochew! Hahaha that sounds pretty messed up! So I’ll just say no I’m Chinese. =_=”

4. My fave TV show? Ninja Turtles! Damn they were good. I had the suit and all with the plastic knifes used to kick my brothers’ ass all over the house.

5. I’ve had 3 girlfriends? Within a time period since sec 2 till now so its er…………… 7 years ? the shortest one lasted a week? The longest one was 2 and a ½ years. I did have a girlfriend in kinder-garden but I don’t know if that counts.

6. I was at my “peak” when I was sec 2! 80 kg! 152cm! woo! Hahaha! But I shot up 30cm after 6 mondisable=_=”

7. I was in swimming and basketball. went for nationals every year! Even when I was tubby ok! This fatboy will make you eat his bubbles!

8. A type of girl, lets see. Easy on the eyes! Great smile! And loves me to bits! Volia.

9. Hrmm… the type of person I am. I cant really tell myself? Ermm Random, retarded and retarded. There is not a speck of intelligence you can actually find on me.

10. My fave features! My ever bushy hair, my big hands and my garlic nose hahaha!

11. I never messed with anyone in school, I was a good boy! I only like slept in school for 6 hours *cough* daily. For that they sent me to bad boy camp =_=” I skipped it and go canned! Hahaha! Its so WTF.

12. At work I always try to make it fun! For me and my colleagues. Sometimes I fuck up but they’ll forgive me. awwww~ =D its no fun when the place you work at has people with carrots stuck up their asses.

13. I think I’m gonna sleep soon so I’ll cut to 15 facts instead! Haha! Ok lets see Marriage! I always thought I’ll be single and turn bachelor! But I guess I wouldn’t mind getting married but career comes first! No money, no honey!

14. When I was a baby! My mom said I was an ANGEL! someone even offered to buy me! Hahaha! I think she took it back when I turned 18! Hahaha!

15. Alright last one! I can cook anything you desire! Just give me the recipe and I’ll satisfy your cravings! Ok I’m pooped……………. Gotta cha cha later! =D
Unknown "Drunk Bunny Boy" Loving - 15 years, 10 months, 24 days ago
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To the world you may just be somebody, But to this somebody, you're the world. You are truly one in a million, Like finding a clam on the beach with a pearl. I have wanted to tell you how I feel for you, From the first moment we met. But I was so scared of what you would do. I didn't want to do something I'd regret. But now I can't hold my feelings inside. I want you to know how I feel. I want you to know how I feel about you, And let you know my feelings are real.

From the first moment I looked into your eyes I instantly felt a crush. And all I did was look in your eyes and instantly my heart was touched. I wanted to get to know you. I wanted to know your heart, So I just said Hi to you, And I knew that something would start. there was just something I couldn't explain. i didn't know why you were the best. i knew you were very enchanting and lovely, kind of like a Fairy Tale Princess.

but now all the mystery is gone, and I finally know who you are. and to me you are so very perfect. you light up my sky like a star.
you are the sweetest person that I know. just thinking of you makes my day. I look at your picture before I go to sleep, and it takes all my nightmares away.

so I just hope you know that I care for you, and my crush on you is real. And I know that my feelings for you are true because it's the truest thing that I feel.
Unknown "Drunk Bunny Boy" Loving - 15 years, 10 months, 26 days ago
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bloodninja: Wanna cyber?



Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?



bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?



Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.



bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:



bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.

(pause)



Katie_007: is that it?



bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.



bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?



Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING

vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?

(pause)



bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.



bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.



Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.



bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.



bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.



Katie_007: ...



bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.



Katie_007: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.



bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.



Katie_007: whatever.


Unknown "Drunk Bunny Boy" Loving - 15 years, 10 months, 26 days ago
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Unknown
I love you many many!
You were taken on a trip! You have been taken to the movies.
Unknown "Robo Rabby" Lonely - 15 years, 9 months, 28 days ago
Unknown
For you, hun :P
You were taken on a trip! You have been taken gorging in chocolate land.
Unknown "Robo Rabby" Lonely - 15 years, 9 months, 29 days ago
Unknown
The petted rabbit says hello to your bunnies.
You have been given ♥Pet!♥.
Crafted by Nikita Hengbok
Unknown "Robo Rabby" Lonely - 15 years, 11 months, 9 days ago
Unknown
hmmm.. should i buy you back? hahaha.
Unknown "Robo Rabby" Lonely - 15 years, 11 months, 11 days ago
Unknown
She's right man!
Unknown "Robo Rabby" Lonely - 15 years, 11 months, 12 days ago
Unknown
you should be happy that you've got 3 girls that keep buying you, kenny! :P
Unknown "pretty zaa." Lazy - 15 years, 11 months, 12 days ago
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