Roses are brown
Violets are green
Saxes are blue
The sky is purple
The grass is magenta
Coke is the same thing as sprite
It's a small world after all
What who said that? what what's going on? where am I?
I'm lost again as per usual. Wondering on this flat planet I tell you it's not round it's a huge government conspiracy. It makes no sence the ground I walk on is flat the world can't be round. Who ate my car? It was cooking in the oven for me damn it!!!! Now I'm hungry. Got anything to eat? I'll take that mouse you have right there. Or maybe I should save that for the cat. O wait I ate the cat. Never mind I'm not hungry. That cat was pretty filling, Or was that my leg? I don't know well I still have all 8 legs so I must be ok. AHHHHHHH Spider I hate spiders. Kill it OWWWW KILL IT!! OWWWW damn it stop that I said kill the spider not me. O wait I am a spider AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. UH oh here comes the old lady again better hide I don't want to be swallowed again just so I can eat that fly. She should be happy she got a fly to eat I mean god she must be starving to death no wonder why there were no bones in her cupboards for her dog. Poor puppy aren't you a cute little thing? Come here puppy good puppy good boy. Here you go wait where is your penis? NOOOOOOOOOOO you poor thing. I'm sorry. Would a strap on help you? You'd be a hit with all the ladies. Ladies and Gentlemen may I have your attention please? Would the owner of a powder blue Toyota Prius please come to the front of the bar your car is on fire. Who are you? I'm Jeff Dunham. no really who are you? I"M Batman muahhahah. Na na na na na na na na Batman. Batman and robin sitting in a tree K I S S I N G. mmmmm kisses down your... We interupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you this important announcment. Your penis is so big. Your penis is so large, My body is a movie and your penis is the star. You're too big to fit in here. I tell you you are too big to fit in this car. Well I'll be damned you fit. You must be apart of the circus or something. The circus that's it I'll run away to the circus they'll never find me there. I"LL get you my pretty and your little dog too. Todo run I don't want the witch to get you. She might eat you. Ig she's eating dogs she must be from china. I think they prefer to eat cat though if I'm not mistaken. Misure has no meat for his pies. Eww what's that comming out of his pies?? Space balls there goes the planet again. It's the end of the world as you know it and I feel fine.Mari-Macs mother's makin' Mari-Mac marry me
My mother's makin' me marry Mari-Mac Well I'm gonna marry Mari cause Mari's takin' care o' me. We'll all be feelin' marry when I marry Mari-Mac.Cause her upper part was an ugly fish But her bottom part was a girl Yes her hair was green as seaweed Her skin was blue and pale, her legs they are a work of art I love that girl with all my heart And I don't give a damn bout the upper part Cause that's how I get my tail. So you say I need to see you about the best tail huh? well I'll be the judge of that. WHAT?? That can't be your tail it's glowing. Sorry just cause your tail's glowing doesn't mean you don't have to pay the toll because If we don't get no tolls then we don't eat now rolls. I made that up my self. 4 Years at OSU Rocky do good. It's astounding. Time is fleeting madness takes it's toll. There you go again every time there's a robin hood movie they burn our villiage down. Start the fucking movie start the movie start the fucking. Fuck you you fucking fucks. OOOOO nice come back I hope you didn't hurt yourself. Of course not don't be an idiot I always have another mouse pad. But I don't want another mouse pad. EAT IT!!!!! *cowers away from tere and her electricity* You know you liked it. Yes ma'am as you wish. O Wesley ow ow ow tumble tumble fall tumble tumble fake tumble tumble sit> Ladies and Gentlemen tonights show has been brought to you by the letters F and U.
bambi bushman "God of Blame" Playful
- 15 years, 10 months, 27 days ago
