Unknown "Pookie Pie" Wild - 16 years, 8 months, 12 days ago

a girl is babysitting her nextdoor neighbors child. she has a date after so she decides to shower while she is babysitting. while in the shower the boy walks in and sees he in the shower naked. he points down and asks her what that is, she says "thats my slot." he says ok then points in the middle. she says "thats my button." he says ok then points up and asks. she says " those are my bells." then the child asks " if i take this orea put it in the slot and push the button will the bells work?"
Unknown "Pookie Pie" Wild - 16 years, 8 months, 24 days ago

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Unknown "Pookie Pie" Wild - 16 years, 8 months, 24 days ago