Today's fast facts:

Leonardo da Vinci could write with the one hand and draw with the other simultaneously.

Lady Peseshet of Ancient Egypt (2600-2100 BC) is the world's first known female physician.



Unknown "MY Katie" Purring - 15 years, 2 months, 20 days ago

Today's Joke:
After a long day of fishing, Bob speeds home on the back roads. At the end of a bridge, a cop jumps out with a radar gun and motions Bob to pull over.

The cop walks up to the window and says, "You were going 67 in a 55 zone."

The cop takes a closer look at Bob's stained fishing attire and says, "You don't even look like you have a job."

Bob answers, "I have a well paying job. I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop, scratches his head, asks, "What does a rectum stretcher do?"

Bob explains, "People call me up and say they need to be stretched, so I start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more, and then one whole hand, then two. Then, I slowly pull them farther and farther apart until it's a full six feet across."

The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a six foot a**hole?"

Bob answers, "You give it a radar gun and stick it at the end of a bridge."
Unknown "MY Katie" Purring - 15 years, 2 months, 20 days ago

Q&A Time: Yes or No
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING
(unless of course a buddy messages or comments you and begs for disclosure)

Part 1
Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? Yes
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? No
Fallen asleep at work/school? No
Held a snake? No
Ran a red light? Yes
Been suspended from school? No
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? No
Been fired from a job? No
Sang karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were eating/drinking came out your nose? Yes

Unknown "MY Katie" Purring - 15 years, 5 months ago