I loved this, Borrowed from Novi Irawan

A teacher asks her class, * If there are 5
birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them,
how many will be left?" She
calls on little Johnny.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with
the first gun shot." The teacher replies, "The
correct answer is 4, but I
likeyour thinking."

Then little Johnny says * I have a question for
YOU.
There are Three women sitting on a bench having
ice cream: One is
delicately licking the sides of the triple
scoop of ice cream. The second
is gobbling down the
top and sucking the cone.The third is biting
off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied,
*Well, I suppose the one that*s gobbled down the top
and sucked the cone." To
which Little Johnny replied, *The correct
answer is *the one with the wedding ring on*, but
I like your thinking.*
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