A magician is hired to be the entertainment for a cruise ship. Well the captin comes to the magician's shows and he would always bring his pet parrot. The parrot would figure out the magiancian's trick and shout out how he did it
"He putting it in his sock *ARRAK* "
"He putting it in his hat *ARRAK* "
One day the magician went mad and took out a pistol and tried to shot the bird but he missed and hit a propane tank and blew the cruise ship into a million pieces.
There were only two people that lived the magician and the parrot, and while they were on a piece of driftwood the parrot turns to the magician and says
"Alright I give up were did the damn ship go"
Mason McGinley Content - 16 years, 9 months, 15 days ago