Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.

HELL YES!!!
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26 WAYS TO MAKE A GIRL SMILE

1 . Tell her she is beautiful

2 . ***Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.***

3. ***Hug her from behind***

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

6 . ***Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.***

7 . ***If youre talking to another girl, when your done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her....let her know she's yours and they arent.***

8 . Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"

9 . Introduce her to your friends

10 . ***Play with her hair.***

11 . ***Pick her up (she loves it)***

12 . Get upset if another guy touches her (especially when she doesnt like it)

13 . Make her laugh

14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16 . ***If you care about her, then (we all know this is a challenge) TELL HER***

17 . Every guys should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it everytime she
goes to sleep), jewlery(will treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely where it to bed) and don't forget to bring her flowers or something special once in a while.

18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.

19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.

20 . Hang out with her on weekends (guys, this WILL NOT, i repeat WILL NOT kill you)

21 . ***Kiss her in the rain (girls love this)***

22 . ***Kiss her just for the heck of it***

23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.

24.get her something, even if its simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all
the world to HER.

25. when she gives you a present when ever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't! (us women put a lot of thought and effort into your gifts, because we care about you and appreciate you, even if it's not exactly what you wanted!)

26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her thinks you don't care so call even if you can only talk for a minute


SEE, we are that simple......so please PAY MORE ATTENTION!!!!!
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