Hope all's well! Here's a lil treat (do what you will)...

You have been given Fluffy Red Monsterrrr. Crafted by

Wondering where the f-ck you've been getting yourself round to. So...

You have been given Streaking across ur page. Yipee!. Crafted by

But will make some effort (not too much tho...a sloth's gotta hold up a reputation you see) to go against my more natural instincts and treat you a lil kinder.

Coz 'gen - a reputation's at stake and wouldn't want them others thinking i've gone soft - all knowing too well (which you will benefit from learning) ME...

You have been given Always Naughty..... Crafted by

And you obviously don't mind that...do you realise you've given yerself to me and i aint much for owning people (i figured you'd all be so much the better for it too)?!

I work quite long and demanding hours and you'd have to learn to put up with this one...

You have been given crazy cat. Crafted by

Hey, thanks...but i think you're getting the raw-end-of-the-deal! I mean i'm just making a mess a your previously-clean-place here.

You may just have to fork up for a hefty cleaning bill indeed (particular round yer couch...couldn't just stay ON it now could we?)!

Wanna repeat that 'gen maybe?