Hello, Cheryl. I am your new owner. I found you at the Adoption Center and thought I would take you home. I hope you enjoy life as my pet.

I also hope you get used to the hp (Human Pet) lingo. I sounds very suggestive at times. Do not take it that way. That's just the way conversation is structure here in hp. You'll get used to it.

I will bring you some items that you will need in your life here in hpland a bit later. Have a good evening, my new pet. Pleasant dreams.