I was walking home from work the other day and i came across a snake lying on the side of the road. It looked like a car had rolled over it, so i took the snake home with me and cleaned him up. After a few days of rest the snake was back healthy again ,then one day when i went to feed him, he bit me! So i said, "I helped you, took you in, and fed you and you turn around and bite me!" So the snake says, "Hey, I'm a snake!"
Unknown "~Sexy 9 Lover~" Bold - 16 years, 1 month, 26 days ago