I was out on an adventure again... when i got attacked by our distant cousin... the Werewolf. He had a bat, kind of like the one that bam bam had on the flinstones, and he hit me over the head with it, leaving this monster bump. i was a little disoriented. but then i felt my head. I GOT PISSED. i mean it was huge, like i was growing another head or something... i had to get this guy back! so i pulled out my wolf Kung Fu moves on his "werewolf ass." Whew. if you were to see my face... you shoulda seen his... dayum!
OK so heres the real tale... One time, very recently, i was in my wolf cave kitchen. i was just opening the icebox (yes we have those) and all of a sudden a bottle FLEW down and me and attacked my face!!!!!!!!!!!!! and yes. i had a bump, and the part about it being huge was true... because it was... and all of my friends made fun of me for it. and then i cried... real wolf tears.
Unknown "Short Hair" Sparkling
- 16 years, 10 months, 28 days ago
