A burglar broke into a house to steal Christmas presents. He was filling his black bag with all the presents under the tree when a voice out of the darkness stated, "Jesus is watching you." The burglar dropped the bag and slowly looked around the room. In the corner his eyes focused upon a large cage with a bright red parrot. "Awwk! Jesus is watching you!" The burglar relaxed and snorted, "Oh you are just a talking bird!" He resumed his bag filling and bored, said to the bird, "Whats your name, Polly wanna cracker?" The bird screeched and said, "Moses Moses Moses." The burglar shook his head and muttered, "What sort of morons would name their bird Moses?" Moses the macaw replied, "The same morons that named their Rottweiler Jesus!"
Latisha Prie Siziba "paul's moppie" Ecstatic - 15 years, 9 months, 27 days ago

I wonder when i should start getting worried..!
Latisha Prie Siziba "paul's moppie" Ecstatic - 16 years, 13 days ago

I am well ready for the next chapter..:)
Latisha Prie Siziba "paul's moppie" Ecstatic - 16 years, 1 month, 3 days ago

Agrees that sometimes honesty is simply the best policy !
Latisha Prie Siziba "paul's moppie" Ecstatic - 16 years, 2 months, 8 days ago

i am feeling great and on top of the moon...amazing!
Latisha Prie Siziba "paul's moppie" Ecstatic - 16 years, 5 months, 12 days ago