CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.
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Next weekend will be a perfect for some poolside drinking.
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I want to buy a boat...I have been to the lake during the past two weekends and had a blast!!!
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"I am the master of the clit. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see clit, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the clit like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I am the clit comander. Remember that, commander of all clits! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it"
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