(Yes, my tongue is in my cheek, but you did hurt my feelings just slightly. I mean, who DOESN'T want to own Juliet? For that matter, who doesn't want your large-boobied self to recognize them even if you didn't spend long in Crucible?)
I realize I do not have large boobies, but at the VERY least I would have appreciated, "Hi, Scott! Long time, no see! May I buy Juliet, please? Thank you!" Now, all's fair and so forth, but, really, can't we be civil?