I hate this... I hate not knowing what to do. I hate not being able to do anything. I hate not knowing what is going on. Yet that is all my life ever seems to be - that and being trapped in a living hell. I have everything crashing down around me and all I can do is be crushed by it. Sometimes I really wonder if it is worth living - if I really do have a decent future. Unknown"Kaylee"Hopeless
- 13 years, 1 month, 29 days ago
I do believe it is time for muffins. I love muffins. Muffins have to be a special gift from God - seriously. They are so amazing - if not completely perfect. Have you ever had someone say "I despise muffins! They are nasty and devilish and have horrible fashion sense!"?
No? That's what I thought.
Besides, even if one doesn't fancy the taste of muffins, said person could not possibly deny that we could learn so much from the delectable treats. *Hello there; apparently I've become a Brit for a spell. Apologies if it annoys anyone.*
For starters, muffins are highly diversified. There are poppy seed muffins, banana muffins, blueberry muffins, chocolate muffins, chocolate chip muffins, apple muffins; muffins with toppings and muffins without; big muffins and small muffins... there is probably over a million different types of muffins. And the best part is, no muffin thinks that it is better than any other. Muffins hold equality in a much higher standard than humans do. Second, muffins are always brightening up someone's day. I can't even begin to recall the number of times a muffin has made my day go from awful to fantastic. Now ponder how many muffins are out there right now, being enjoyed by a person who could had been having a horrible day until a muffin was placed in the person's life. Third, muffins are selfless. They are baked in a blazing hot oven, tossed around for a while, and then stuffed into the mouth of a hungry human. They never think of themselves - only our enjoyment of their delightful goodness for the stated reason in the second lesson.
And these are just some of the many lessons we can learn from the mighty muffin!!
Now, you may be reading all of this thinking to yourself "this is nuts. I don't even like muffins!" Well let me ask you this - do you take pleasure in the consumption of one or more of the muffin's many cousins? Do you enjoy cupcakes, cookies, cakes, even waffles and pancakes? This is the muffin's family, and when you disrespect the muffins then you disrespect the family. If you enjoy *any* of the muffin's relatives, then you must at least give the muffin the respect it deserves.
Or if you don't like any of the food items I have listed, you can write me off as a basket case and we'll call it good. :)
- 13 years, 3 months, 27 days ago
Ever had a problem where you don't know what to do? I have one right now. See, I'm tyring to consolidate my iTunes library. Seems like no big deal. Except my computer's two 200 GB hard drives are almost full. No idea how (well, maybe a guess or two). So now I might have to uninstall programs (which is bad because i have no idea where the software to reinstall it is), delete files (also bad because I might need them), and run disk clean-up. Joy. I can't really afford to screw up my computer, but I really need to consolidate my library. I'll let you know what happens. Unknown"Kaylee"Hopeless
- 13 years, 5 months, 24 days ago