Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'
Billy says
, 'Wimbledon.'

Unknown "sexy as" Adventurous - 15 years, 8 months, 6 days ago

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, 'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay
me a compliment.'
He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'
Unknown "sexy as" Adventurous - 15 years, 8 months, 6 days ago

An elderly couple is attending Mass.
About half way through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you
think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'




Unknown "sexy as" Adventurous - 15 years, 8 months, 6 days ago

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries.


Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'
My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'

Unknown "sexy as" Adventurous - 16 years, 2 months, 5 days ago