Poacher's

C'mon y'all here to buy something... a pet for your pet!

We aren't your run of the mill pet shop selling cuddly and diabetes-inducing cutesy pets.

How about some hairy gorilla to scratch your pet's back? ;)

Are you a sadistic owner? Maybe you can consider a Bavarian Drake to burn the nostril hairs of your pet!

All of the fun of it!

Get a Siberian Tiger to shred up your oooh-so-cute pet!?

Why not get a Frankeinstein so that your pet can play anatomy when he or she is bored?

hehe... how about good old Barney to sing lullabies to... drive your pet nutz!

Maybe your pet would like to have George W Bush so he or she can beat him up if he or she is feeling down! ;;))


Newest addition!! Mahatma Ghandi for sale!~ talk some sense into your pet!!


Plus the teletubbies!!!!!!!!
Each pet sold separately.Thank you for your patronage!

Our shop is kinda underground cos all the items are like illegal stuff so more expensive k.