When StreamyX gives you this much bandwidth...how much else you need to hope for?
Be thankful and live with it...

Cheers !~~
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Unknown "lil toby ^^" Carefree - 16 years, 7 months, 9 days ago

Life never gets any better....Sigh....
It just gone from worse to EVEN worse....

Wondering when will it ends....Someone please help me blow off my life's candle....
Thanks, really appreciate it........

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Unknown "lil toby ^^" Carefree - 16 years, 7 months, 16 days ago

21 lessons in life ~~

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson .

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
Unknown "lil toby ^^" Carefree - 16 years, 8 months, 26 days ago

English butcher !! (aarrGGGhhh !!!!)

Ah Lian's 1st Day At Work At Beauty Salon. The phone rings. Ah Lian quickly picks it up.

Ah Lian : Morning. Tua Pooi Soh Peauty Saloon here. You are now talking to Ah Lian.
Customer: Good morning Ah Lian. I want to fix appointment to clean my face. Is your Tua Pooi Soh in??
Ah Lian : Tau Keh Soh is going out 1 hour ago. Who on the line?
Customer: I am Auntie Mary. Your Tua Pooi Soh's customer.
Ah Lian : Oh Auntie Mely. I can help you to fix appointment. Tomolo Tau Keh Soh appointment full house. Tomolo's tomolo she got free. When you
like to come?
Customer: I think some time next week. Can I confirm the date & time
with you later?
Ah Lian : Sure sure. You can call me or fact your late & timing. Our
fact lumber: jeelo two - two egg one sick for two fai sick. If you want,
can rock on to our wet side to see our later awertaismen & plomosen. Our
wet side : tapiu tapiu tapiu lot tpspeautysaloon lot kom lot mai. Anymore
thing you want to talk? If no more I hang the phone.

Customer: Ah......no. You've been most helpful. Thanks.

Ah Lian : OK, when you free please come & sit. Pai.
Unknown "lil toby ^^" Carefree - 16 years, 8 months, 26 days ago

Reasons why condoms are packed in 3, 6, n 12 in a box:

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
'What are these, Dad?'
'Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex.'
'Oh, I see,' replied the boy pensively.'Yes, I've heard of that in health
class at school.'
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
'Why are there 3 in this package?'
The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys.One for Friday, one for
Saturday, and one for Sunday.'
'Cool!' says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'
'Those are for college men.' the dad answers.'Two for Friday, two for
Saturday, and two for Sunday.'
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12
pack. With a sigh, the dad replied 'Those are for married men.One for
January, one for February, one for March........'
Unknown "lil toby ^^" Carefree - 16 years, 8 months, 26 days ago