Dear god,

I think I have to sell you back to the shop.
You don't seen to be any interested at all in all this. So you're neither friend nor profit to me...

Sorry...

Where in the world are you, god?
Come visit your new home
soon

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So, dear god, now that you're mine, while you're floating at sea, I'll send my bird lay eggs on your knee.
Then you know what: let the wave destroy them all so their pieces become the world; the upper cover for the sky dome, and the yolk for the sun.
So we rule.

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