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The Wisdom of Buck:

Buck Laughlin: Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press. Come on, what do you think? Take a guess. 315 pounds, at the top of my game, maxing out at 500!

Buck Laughlin: Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?

Buck Laughlin: Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?
Nurse: Uh, no.
Buck Laughlin: Remind me never to come to you for a physical!

Buck Laughlin: [as the hound judge examines a Borzoi] Now that looks like a fast dog. Is that faster than a greyhound?
Trevor Beckwith: Uhh... I can't really say...
Buck Laughlin: If you put them in a race, who would come in first? You know if you had a little jockey on them, going like this
[imitates jockeys hitting the side of the horse]

Buck Laughlin: Doctor, question that's always bothered me and a lot of people: Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia - a no-brainer, right? Cause this is where the Mayflower landed. Not so. It turns out Columbus actually set foot somewhere down in the West Indies. Little known fact.

Buck Laughlin: And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten.

Buck Laughlin: I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts.

Buck Laughlin: I'd hate to go on a date with Judge Edie Franklin and have her judge me, that'd be no fun.

Buck Laughlin: I don't think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded like that. I told my proctologist one time, "Why don't you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?"
Trevor Beckwith: Yes, I remember you said that last year.

Buck Laughlin: Am I nuts? Something's wrong with his feet.
Trevor Beckwith: I never thought I'd find myself saying this, but you're right.
Buck Laughlin: He's got two left feet.

Buck Laughlin: [after Beatrice the dog jumps up on the show judge] He went for her like she's made outta ham.

Trevor Beckwith: [as Scott enters with Agnes the Shih Tzu] And now we have the toy, the Shih Tzu is coming, and here is, uh, Scott Donlan.
Buck Laughlin: Look at Scott! He is prancing along with the dog! Man, I tell you something, if you live in my neighborhood and you're dressed like that, you'd better be a hotel doorman.
Unknown "Swing Shift Hero" - 16 years, 8 months, 1 day ago
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[to the news reporters]

The Shoveller: Excuse me, could I say something? I think we would all like this victory to go out to all the other guys, and I'm talking about the people in this city who are super good at their jobs but never get any credit. Like the lady in the DMV - that's a rough job.

Invisible Boy: To the people that remember jingles from tons of old commercials.

The Bowler: And uh, uh, people that support local music and seek out independent film.

The Shoveller: And the guy that drives the snow-plow. And the school nurse, that's a...

Mr. Furious: Eddie, Eddie, I think they got the point.

Becky Beaner: What's the name of this group?

Invisible Boy: The Super Dudes!

The Bowler: No, no, no, not the Super Dudes.

Mr. Furious: We're not the Super Dudes. We don't have a name yet, but we're definitely not the Super Dudes.

The Shoveller: I gotta get home, it's late.

The Bowler: [as a photojournalist approaches] Picture, picture time!

Becky Beaner: Well, whatever you call them, Champion City will forever owe a debt of gratitude to these mystery men.
Unknown "Swing Shift Hero" - 16 years, 9 months, 18 days ago
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Vhailor: When the injustice is great enough, justice will lend me the strength needed to correct it. None may stand against it. It will shatter every barrier, sunder any shield, tear through any enchantment, and lend its servant the power to pass sentence. Know this: There is nothing on all the Planes that can stay the hand of justice when it is brought against them. It may unmake armies. It may sunder the thrones of gods. Know that for all who betray justice, I am their fate. And fate carries an executioner's axe.

Nameless One: I see.

Vhailor: No, you do not see. Pray you never will.
Unknown "Swing Shift Hero" - 16 years, 10 months, 10 days ago
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Thanks for your votes as 'Miss HP' hun ;-)
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Hello there! I hope you are doing well!
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