A Woman was out golfing one
> day when she hit the ball into the woods.
>
>
>
> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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>
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> The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
> wishes.'
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>
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> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to
> mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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>
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> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
>
>
>
> The woman said, 'That's okay.'
>
>
>
> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
>
>
>
> The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband
> the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
>
>
>
> The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and
> he will have eyes only for me.'
>
>
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
>
>
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> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
>
>
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> The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he
> will be ten times richer than you.'
>
>
>
> The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
> mine.'
>
>
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
>
>
>
> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild
> heart attack.'
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>
>
> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
>
>
>
> Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
> and continue feeling good.
>
>
>
> Male readers :
> Please scroll down.
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> The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
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> Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really
> smart.
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> Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
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>
>
> PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that
> women never listen …now run along and put the kettle on, there's a love.

Unknown "The Brat" Crazy - 16 years, 8 months, 22 days ago

A Woman was out golfing one
> day when she hit the ball into the woods.
>
>
>
> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
>
>
>
> The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
> wishes.'
>
>
>
> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to
> mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
>
>
>
> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
>
>
>
> The woman said, 'That's okay.'
>
>
>
> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
>
>
>
> The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband
> the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
>
>
>
> The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and
> he will have eyes only for me.'
>
>
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
>
>
>
> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
>
>
>
> The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he
> will be ten times richer than you.'
>
>
>
> The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
> mine.'
>
>
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
>
>
>
> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild
> heart attack.'
>
>
>
> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
>
>
>
> Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
> and continue feeling good.
>
>
>
> Male readers :
> Please scroll down.
> ..
>
> ..
>
> ..
>
> ..
>
> ..
>
> ..
>
> ..
>
> The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
>
>
>
> Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really
> smart.
>
>
>
>
>
> Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
>
>
>
> PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that
> women never listen …now run along and put the kettle on, there's a love.

Unknown "The Brat" Crazy - 16 years, 8 months, 22 days ago

someday The ogre will kick my ass back home for now i'm on hte run
Unknown "The Brat" Crazy - 16 years, 8 months, 23 days ago

Well I was born the son of a big person who likes to kick my ass when i act up lucky he is clumbsy and i can run faster than him. All I ever do to him is steal his credit card and make fun of him lol
Unknown "The Brat" Crazy - 16 years, 8 months, 29 days ago