How's this for a birthday present...
My ex gf calls, and im thinking, aw that's nice, calling to wish me a happy birthday.
So instead, she tells me, "im pregnant". She already had the ultrasound.
Nothing for naught, but why would i want to her that crap. I left her because she was totally insane, but eesh. This takes the cake, of all days, my birthday.
Why do i always attract the nutjobs! lol
Women suck! Makes a guy want to be gay..except..im not. bah.
(apologies to any women that aren't totally crazy.)
Unknown "Frisky Snoo zer" Sleepy
- 16 years, 9 months, 8 days ago