A few South Park quotes:

Chef: "You're gay though, Mr. Garrison."
Mr. Garrison: "What, I'm not gay. I act this way to get chicks, dumbass."
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Cartman: "You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants."
Stan: "Jesus, Cartman."
Cartman: "Well, I'm just sayn', man, seriously, don't mess with kitty, man."
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Cartman: "I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like: hey, you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
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Wise Man: "You must find the answer yourself by taking an inward journey."
Stan: "An inward journey? That sounds kind of gay."
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Cartman: "Butters will give handjobs in the corner for a dollar."
Butters: "Sure, I'm good at all sorts of jobs."
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