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Unknown, 49/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:12:37 PM
Join date:16 years, 11 months, 5 days ago
Location: Denver United States

"Jack Hole Extraordinaire"
About me:
Occasionally, I like to venture out into the mountains to kick some ass. Ya know, the standard things like goats, marmots, mountain lions, toothless hillbillies, and the rare purple people eaters (note: they need to be in season). When I'm not in the mountains, I typically forage for loose change in the gutters with the slim hope of finding the last Golden Ticket. I know that damn Violet forged hers! She was a bitch. But, seriously, I subscribe to the Fight Club mentality; that ya'll are Robert Paulsons that need to be wept over while lying on a table to gain the proper respect.
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I'm in Love with a Sociopath -- I Hate Kate
About you:
In the elequent words of Samuel L. Jackson. The only people I like to meet are smart muthafuckas.
See soundboard below.
Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Existential Sexiness
Herds: The Think Pack

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"~Scrumptious~"
60 pts
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Please thumb for my hard work taking pictures. I'm all sweaty!!!
Unknown Crazy - 16 years, 9 months, 14 days ago
Unknown
I broke my hand with a Judo chop to someone's forehead.
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Unknown Crazy - 16 years, 9 months, 18 days ago
Unknown
This is frickin' hilarious, you gotta watch it.

Unknown Crazy - 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago
Unknown
That's some tasty food...
Pad thai, pizza, biryani, spaghetti, panang, philly cheesesteak, big fat juicy burrrger,
Unknown Crazy - 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago
Unknown
Holy Guacamole!
Mexican food is awesome... unless it burns your asshole.
Unknown Crazy - 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago
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Unknown

You have been given Master and Slave Rings.
Crafted by Unknown
Unknown "Clementine" Loyal - 16 years, 6 months, 24 days ago
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You have been given Great Desire.
Crafted by Ozge Ince
Unknown "Clementine" Loyal - 16 years, 6 months, 28 days ago
Unknown

You have been given A game of poker.
Crafted by Red
Unknown "Clementine" Loyal - 16 years, 6 months, 28 days ago
Unknown

You have been given A Pirate on your Booty.
Crafted by Unknown
Unknown "Fran" Content - 16 years, 6 months, 29 days ago
Unknown
grrrr....
You have been given Where do you want it?.
Crafted by Lady Chandra
Unknown "Clementine" Loyal - 16 years, 7 months, 17 days ago
Unknown
SHAMAS!!!! *sobs into hands* where are you?????
Unknown "Clementine" Loyal - 16 years, 7 months, 29 days ago
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