I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T. DO YOU KNOW WHUT THAT MEANS?! I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T. DO YOU KNOW WHUT THAT MEANS?! She got her own house. She got her own cars. Two jobs, work hard. You a bad broad. If you ain't on sit down. If you ain't on sit down.

Song:
Independent -Webbie
[currently stuck in my head. xD]
Unknown "♥ AznVamp" Sparkling - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago

There was once a kid named Beatrice. She liked to go horseback riding. And one day, she saw the most amazing most, whitest horse EVER, and she told her mommy. MOMMY I WANT THAT HORSIE!!! And so since she was soo spoiled, her mom got her the horse. When they brought it back to their stable they tried to feed it, but it wouldnt eat. So they called all the vets, to see whut they could do, but none of them had an answer to why the horsie wasnt eating. They even called in an ANIMAL PSYCHIC. So, Beatrice's mom told her that it would probably die soon, because it wouldn't eat. And so Beatrice decided to ride it. And as she rode the horse, through her open acres of land. The horse, grew a horn on the top of its head. Beatrice was soo amazed she almost lost hold of the reins. "ARE YOU A UNICORN!?!?!?," Beatrice asked. The horse replied with a, "EFIAGIVNAEFIENIGN" Which means yes. And it took off into the air. It took Beatrice all around the world and showed her all the most incredible sights and sounds in the whole world. But it eventually took her back home and flew into the distance and was never seen again. Beatrice was soo affected by this that she decided that EVERYONE should be able to experience what she experienced. So she grew up to be a great engineer and created the first open airplane, also made out of glass. And everyone who flew throughout the world experienced the sights and sounds of the adventure she lived through that one day, with her pet unicorn.
Unknown "♥ AznVamp" Sparkling - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago

So..theres this girl i've liked for about two years now. And i haven't really talked to her in a while, but one day after spanish, she walked and was chatting with me. She said "Hey Alex, how are you?" I replied with a, "I'm fine how bout you?" She was like "i'm good...so are you going to junior prom?" And i said, "I'm not sure, cuhz i don't have a date, soo..yeah." and she replied, "Oh...me neither..." AND SO I WAS LIKE "oh...really?" Then a suggestive -ahem ahem- from me. and she was like "no alex...no.." and then i was like WOW.
Unknown "♥ AznVamp" Sparkling - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago

So there once was a bunny named Hester. Hester liked to go shopping at the mall and spend ALL his money on clothes and shoes. He was a little selfish rabbit. Never would he buy anyone a birthday present, or a christmas present. But, one day he found a pair of golden shoes. He bought them and the clerk was amazed. He said, "I've never seen these before...and they don't have a price tag, why don't you just take them for free. I can't sell it without a price tag and i don't think it's part of our inventory anyways." And soo Hester took his golden shoes home and tried them on. When he put them on he felt WONDERFUL. The shoes were soo comfortable he could wear them forever. In fact, he did just that. He wore his shoes forever, and ever, and EVER. Then, he never had to buy shoes again. And he spent all his extra money on people's presents. =] THE END.
Unknown "♥ AznVamp" Sparkling - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago