Down in a Hole

A rabbit running through the forest stumbles upon a deer rolling a joint. The rabbit says, “Don’t do that. Come running with me. It’s much more fun!” The deer takes off with the rabbit.

They come across an elephant doing coke. “Come running with us, elephant,” says the rabbit. “You’ll feel so good!” The elephant decides to join in the fun.
The animals encounter a lion about to shoot up. Before the rabbit can say anything, the lion knocks it unconscious.

The deer screams, “Lion, what are you doing? He’s trying to help us!”
The lion answers, “The fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he takes Ecstasy!”

Unknown "Poison Skittles" Festive - 16 years, 3 months, 7 days ago

Hilarious Joke

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

Flattered, the man replied, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely!”

“This must be a sign from God!” The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”
Unknown "Poison Skittles" Festive - 16 years, 3 months, 7 days ago

a couple days ago my older brother bought a superman "S" belt buckle and he started wearing it everyday. but one of those days he announce to the house "im going to take a piss", my response was " Don't break the toilet ~superman~".
Unknown "Poison Skittles" Festive - 16 years, 3 months, 9 days ago

i was playing guitar hero 3 today (2/2/08), trying to hit all notes in the song holiday in cambodia and have recently been struggling at certain points in it on medium. so i was playing the song over and over again, and i almost made it to the end.....but a dog I was watching for a friend, just waltz right in and barked....it scared the crap out of me and i messed up xD i h8 unexpected suprised such as this -.-
Unknown "Poison Skittles" Festive - 16 years, 3 months, 12 days ago