Just so you know, I'm not going to give up, ever.
Many women have the capability to being petty, relentlessly persistent to a fault, and overbearing. I ate their babies for dinner last night. Give up little man, before I break you. This could get ugly.
**my promise to you**

Lexy is mine bitch! Who the hell do you think you are anyway? She's my best friend and I own her. I will always have the upper hand because I'm better. You may occasionally win the battle, but I will always ultimately win her back. No sense in trying for you. It is futile.