Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit you and you shit.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot shit, duck shit, give a shit, serve shit to others, or even find yourself in deep shit..
Music can sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
Sometimes everything you touch turns out to be a shit and other times you fall in
a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go since i got nothing to write other than shits..
But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head.... you give a shit or if not you don't give a shit! ......
Shits do happens!!
Unknown "♥ Xiao Lin ♥" Sparkling
- 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago
