"What do cats eat for breakfast?"
= Mice Krispies.

:D
Unknown "lil lissa" Peppy - 17 years, 9 months, 10 days ago

"Why can't you play chess with jungle creatures?"
= Because they're all cheetahs!

Lmao. Ah, I got much more, so get ready to experience extremely corny jokes here, lol.
Unknown "lil lissa" Peppy - 17 years, 9 months, 10 days ago

"What do you have when you have six oranges in one hand and seven in the other?"
= Really big hands!

Lol, once again, really corny, but hey, I love kids jokes. They're so cute and clever sometimes.
Unknown "lil lissa" Peppy - 17 years, 9 months, 10 days ago

"Why did the cookie go to the hospital?"
= Because he was feeling crummy.

I know it's a corny joke, but I love it. I should post more jokes to give people a good laugh. Laughter is the best medicine, as they say.
Unknown "lil lissa" Peppy - 17 years, 9 months, 10 days ago

So, here is my first tale. I decided to start doing this because I need major points and this looks like an easy way to earn them I guess. I'm pretty easygoing, so please feel free to message me, but guys, please don't try to hit on me from the beginning because that is a real turn off for me. I like girls better, but I will tolerate the guys, as long as they don't come on too strong.
Unknown "lil lissa" Peppy - 17 years, 9 months, 10 days ago