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ATTENTION EVERYONE
I HAVE A POINT TO MAKE!

I really hate it when you visit a profile and leave a nice little marker saying just "thought i would say HI and i thumbed your tales for you" and the rude FUCKER sneaks into your profile says nothing, leaves nothing or even gives you a half a second pettin and then STEALS YOUR FUCKING TALE and posts it in their OWN!!!

What a complete and utter J O K E!!
Who here knows just what i am talking about????
Unknown "gone away" Tired - 16 years, 10 months, 15 days ago
Unknown
Dear All,

My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also,I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown); who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program ..... Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split $7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer can buy petrol without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

I no longer go to shopping centres because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bum.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't even pick up the $5.00 I found dropped in the
car park because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump.

I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.

By the way....a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who have infrequent sexual activity always read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late!

Unknown "gone away" Tired - 16 years, 10 months, 24 days ago
Unknown
Life was so much easier when my clothes didnt have to match and boys had cooties
Unknown "gone away" Tired - 16 years, 11 months, 2 days ago
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On the off chance you ever log in again. :P
You have been given Just slidin' by.
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hey lese - haven't seen you in a while - everything ok?
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how are you dear? long time no see! lol
You have been given Just Checking How you are.
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Have a great one hon.
~Yeah, so I got an X-ray today and they found you in my heart. the dr. said if I took you out, I would die cause I could not live without you.. Give this heart ♥ to every person you care about including me if you care. Try to collect 12. Its not easy!
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