If you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife!
Unknown "My BFF - NFS" Sparkling - 15 years, 10 months, 14 days ago

There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin
Unknown "My BFF - NFS" Sparkling - 15 years, 11 months, 20 days ago

Dirty Limericks...LOL

There once was a pirate (the story relates)
who liked to go dancing on roller skates.
He fell on his cutlass
which rendered him nutless
and virtually useless on dates.
Unknown "My BFF - NFS" Sparkling - 15 years, 11 months, 20 days ago

THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. It's important to have a man who helps at home, who

cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a man who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a man who you can trust and

who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a man who is good in bed and

who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four men don't

know each other.

(stolen from Zane and revised) ;)
Unknown "My BFF - NFS" Sparkling - 15 years, 11 months, 20 days ago

I went to go see Wicked in L.A. at the Pantages Theather and it was totally AWESOME!!!!!!
Unknown "My BFF - NFS" Sparkling - 16 years, 3 months, 1 day ago