MALE DATE RAPE DRUG WARNING !!

Police have put out a new warning to all clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting public-house regulars to be even more alert and cautious when when accepting an offer of a drink from very ugly women.
There is a drug called lager(beer) that comes in a liquid form, the drug is now being used by ugly female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. The most shocking statistic is that lager(beer) is avaliable virtually anywhere.
All these female sex predators have to do is buy unsuspecting men drinks all night and ask them home for no strings-attached sex. All men are literally rendered helpless against these such attacks
Unknown "It's the wooluf" Adored - 16 years, 10 months, 8 days ago

The only lonely hearts add i would answer !!

A tall well built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting to serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.


Unknown "It's the wooluf" Adored - 16 years, 10 months, 15 days ago

Answer.

Don't look down.
Unknown "It's the wooluf" Adored - 16 years, 10 months, 15 days ago

Here is a riddle for the intellectually minded.

Question.
At the same time, there are two young men on the opposite sides of the world; One is walking a tightrope between two skyscapers, the other is having a blow job off an 87 yr old woman. They are each thinking exactly the same thing. What are they both thinking ???
Unknown "It's the wooluf" Adored - 16 years, 10 months, 15 days ago

The smallest kerbside space successfully reversed into by an old lady was one of 19.36m (63ft 6ins), equivalent to three standard parking spaces, by Mrs.Elizabeth Simpkins, driving an unmodified Vauxhall Corsa on the 12th of November 1992. She started the manoevre at 11.15 am in Ropergate, Pontefract, and successfully parked within three feet of the pavement 8 hours and 43 minuets later. There was slight damage to the bumpers and wings of her own and two adjoining cars, as well as a shop frontage, two lamp posts and managed to run over a cat.
Unknown "It's the wooluf" Adored - 16 years, 10 months, 15 days ago