Being an anteater isn`t as easy as it seems, especially if one is allergic to ants. After resorting to human flesh, my owner sent me to see a personal health trainee, who suggested that I eat smarter and with a more balanced meal plan.

According to her research on the average build of anteaters, I`m just slightly obese. It does pose as a slight risk to my health, due to the fact that regular anteaters are 2 ft, 30lbs, whereas I am 1 foot, 50lbs.

Sighhh. This is what oily, disgusting human flesh does to me.
Unknown "My Forever Girl" Feisty - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago