To Maintain A Healthy level Of Insanity:...........
1: At lunch time,sit in your parked car,with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer
at passing Cars and see how many actually slow down.
2: On your cheque stubs,write 'for Marijuana'
3: Order a Diet water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
4: When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
5: When Leaving the Zoo,Start Running towards the car park, Yelling 'Run 4
your lives! They're Loose!!'
6: Tell your Children Over Dinner 'Due To The Economy,We are going to have to
let one of you go'
And the best one last.....
7: Pick Up A Box Of Condoms At The Pharmacy,Go To The Counter And Ask
Where The Fitting Rooms Is....lol
IT,S CALLED .....THERAPY!! :))
hev "Beautiful Friend" Purring
- 14 years, 5 months, 29 days ago
