I need a man....lol :)) hev "Beautiful Friend"Purring
- 8 years, 8 months, 14 days ago
My Very first signed pic from my bst mate Krazzie...thx Ma Bitch xxxx
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- 10 years, 3 months, 18 days ago
To Maintain A Healthy level Of Insanity:...........
1: At lunch time,sit in your parked car,with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing Cars and see how many actually slow down.
2: On your cheque stubs,write 'for Marijuana'
3: Order a Diet water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
4: When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
5: When Leaving the Zoo,Start Running towards the car park, Yelling 'Run 4 your lives! They're Loose!!'
6: Tell your Children Over Dinner 'Due To The Economy,We are going to have to let one of you go'
And the best one last.....
7: Pick Up A Box Of Condoms At The Pharmacy,Go To The Counter And Ask Where The Fitting Rooms Is....lol
IT,S CALLED .....THERAPY!! :)) hev "Beautiful Friend"Purring
- 10 years, 3 months, 26 days ago
I AM FED UP WITH GUYS THAT THINK THEY CAN MESSAGE YOU DIRTY SHIT.... I AM NOT INTERESTED....I WANT TO MEET NEW PEOPLE AND HAVE A LAUGH NOT BE SOME BLOKES FREE WANKING MATERIAL....PHONE 0800 FOR THAT CRAP..... I MITE BE A MEMBER AND POST ADULT ITEMS...BUT IT,S JST ABIT OF FUN...DOES NOT MAKE ME A SLAPPER... PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME UNLESS U WANT TO BE NICE AND RESPECTFULL.... I,M A NICE GIRL WANTED TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS WITH NICE PEOPLE.....X hev "Beautiful Friend"Purring
- 10 years, 4 months, 23 days ago
Scientists have found that many women develop 'Dysons Disease' after a year of marriage. They make a continuous fucking whinning noise but don,t suck anymore! lol hev "Beautiful Friend"Purring
- 11 years, 5 months, 27 days ago