GODS NOT A WOMAN

How do you know gods not a woman?

Because if he was cum would taste like chocolate!
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Unknown "kiki" Playful - 17 years, 8 days ago

GRAVESTONE

A couple are having a row
The husband yells
“when you die im going to get a headstone that reads: here lies my wife…..cold as ever”
“yeah” she replies “when you die im going to get a headstone that reads: here lies my husband…..stiff at last”


Unknown "kiki" Playful - 17 years, 8 days ago

THE ROOSTER AND THE CAT

A rooster and a cat are walking over water on a bridge.
The cat slips and falls down into the water.
The rooster starts laughing hysterically.

What’s the moral of this story?

Wherever there is a wet pussy, there’s a happy cock!

Unknown "kiki" Playful - 17 years, 8 days ago

EXTRA LARGE

A woman walks into a drug store and asked the pharmacist if he sold extra large condoms.
“Why yes” he replied. “Would you like to buy some?”
She responds, “No sir, but do you mind if I wait around until someone does?”

Unknown "kiki" Playful - 17 years, 8 days ago

BARBIE

Why would they not let Barbie back in the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face saying “lie to me, lie to me”


Unknown "kiki" Playful - 17 years, 8 days ago