10 things NEVER to tell your girlfriend:

10. Come on, who's gonna find out?

9. I promise you wont choke.

8. Can I get you in the pooper?

7. Trust me, I'm a professional.

6. Well, your sister likes it like that.

5. Wow look at the ass on her!

4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?

3. I gotta poop.

2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?

1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

Unknown "Chris` Angel" Hungry - 16 years, 9 months, 21 days ago

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. (Rodney Dangerfield)
Unknown "Chris` Angel" Hungry - 16 years, 9 months, 21 days ago

TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. (Jerry Seinfeld)

Unknown "Chris` Angel" Hungry - 16 years, 9 months, 21 days ago

A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."

Unknown "Chris` Angel" Hungry - 16 years, 9 months, 21 days ago

I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks ‘Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again. (David Brenner).

Unknown "Chris` Angel" Hungry - 16 years, 9 months, 21 days ago