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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
Unknown "Limber Kimber" Frisky - 16 years, 7 months, 23 days ago
Unknown

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent tr*&^^^nt.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

Unknown "Limber Kimber" Frisky - 16 years, 7 months, 23 days ago
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WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says . "HEBREWS"

Unknown "Limber Kimber" Frisky - 16 years, 7 months, 23 days ago
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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

Unknown "Limber Kimber" Frisky - 16 years, 7 months, 23 days ago
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WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
Unknown "Limber Kimber" Frisky - 16 years, 7 months, 23 days ago
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Tee

You have been given Im Gonna Miss You.
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Tee "Hot Chocolate" Naughty - 16 years, 7 months, 12 days ago
Tee
um so you left my friend list hmmm? ok
Tee "Hot Chocolate" Naughty - 16 years, 7 months, 12 days ago
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Hi, thumbed your tales :)
Unknown "Mari...." Sparkling - 16 years, 7 months, 14 days ago
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Hi Kimmy!!! Hope you are having a great day!
You have been given Taken shoe shopping!.
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Queen Lynn of Stalcup Sparkling - 16 years, 7 months, 17 days ago
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You have been given vacation on a private island.
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Unknown - 16 years, 7 months, 18 days ago
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and last but not least
You have been given ok.
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