MAN!!! Talk about hard to accessorize with!!

being an angel can be very difficult. Youd think it would be all cream and freaking roses, but its not!!!!!!!

These wings!!!! The very reason I thought it would be cool to be an angel........these wings are now the very bane of my existence!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever tried to accessorize for WINGS?!?!?!
They dont fit in any of the best suit coats!! If I am going to wear a tshirt that i havent been able to cut holes out of the back with, I look like a hunch backed freak!!! I look like im smuggling turkeys in the supermarket for Gods Sake.......whoops........for an angel its exceptionally bad to curse using Gods Name..........great.....now I can expect to have the feathers fall out of my wings for a month....standard punishment im finding. DAMN!!!!!!!!

Have you ever seen featherless wings?!?! NOT ATTRACTIVE!!!!!!!!!

Humph......being an angel.........MAN!! Way better than a rhinoshmosherous, and cleaner........but nowhere near as free and awesome as being a bigfoot was.......

But you still cant find better looking women anywhere! WOW!! hahahahaha

I wonder what I should be next.......or if ive hit my apex.
Unknown "High Definition" Peaceful - 15 years, 2 months, 18 days ago

Ok...........so being a bigfoot didnt work out. The cost of shampoo was outrageous and I still couldnt get rid of the smell..........

So I changed...........


I spent a little bit as a rhinoshmocerous or something equally uncool...........Let me tell you, the females of that species arent that awesome either........


Now..........ive changed again.........


I am now an ethereal being............like.......an angel........

Only im the kind of angel who DOESNT help people....Im the sort of angel that smokes, swears, watches football and cooks bacon without a shirt........I am a MAN angel!! hahaha


And the females? Pretty.......much better than the bigfoots and the rhinoshmocerouses.....but they are all disgusted by my gross dirty wings.....its not my fault.........I didnt know that we were supposed to keep them clean......geez.
Unknown "High Definition" Peaceful - 15 years, 3 months, 3 days ago

Ok..........

being a rhinoshmosherous sucks sooooooooooo bad!!!


Why do people keep throwing things at me?!?!!


If I get one more pointy stick thrown at me im going to absolutely lose it!!!!!!

At least when I was a bigfoot I was able to pick my nose........wTf are these things? Hooves?


AUUUGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hahahahhaah

Have a great week people!

Im finding a new animal! LOL
Unknown "High Definition" Peaceful - 15 years, 3 months, 17 days ago

Ok..................so...............


I decided I didnt want to be a bigfoot anymore. My fur kept clogging up the hot tub.....


So I decided to shapeshift into something else.............something bad happened.........



Now im this horrible thing, and I think there is a penis on my face.........


And I feel really freaking hungry all the time, and angry..............SUPER ANGRY!!

Like I wanna bash things with my horn thing............


And................OMG, im finding myself attracted to the ugliest things...........


OMG!! I DONT WANNA BE A RHINO!!!!!!!!!!


AND WHERE THE HELL AM I LIVING!??!?!


I miss my bigfoot cave..........I should have just been happy with it all.

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hhahahahha
Unknown "High Definition" Peaceful - 15 years, 3 months, 18 days ago

Today its -45 degress celcius outside of my bigfoot cave........

Yes.......we live in caves! The market is really good right now. Ive gotten myself an add on as well.......took three days and five pals to dig.


Huh.........who knew bigfoots could still get cold "bigfoot"parts with all this fur.

brrr.........im going back to the bigfoot hot tub.


Later pets
Unknown "High Definition" Peaceful - 15 years, 3 months, 22 days ago