little boy asks his dad where poo comes from? dad explains food passes down esophagus to stomach where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal to extract protein before waste products descend via the colon and rectum to emerge as poo. blimey says the little boy,and what about tigger?
Unknown "Yum Yum" Purring - 16 years, 3 months ago

man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis. a lady asks " what have you come as?" he says " a fireman; break glass,pull knob,ad ill come as fast as i can."
Unknown "Yum Yum" Purring - 16 years, 3 months ago

a man lying on the beach sunbathing wearing nothing but a cap to cover his manhood. a woman passes and remarks 'if you were any sort of gentleman you would lift your hat to a lady.' the man replied ' if you werent so flippin ugly the hat would lift itself'.
Unknown "Yum Yum" Purring - 16 years, 3 months, 9 days ago

a couple driving home and run over a badger, they get out and find its still breathing but freezing cold.he says"put it between your legs to warm it up.". she says " but its all wet and it stinks.". he says " well hold its nose then!! " lol
Unknown "Yum Yum" Purring - 16 years, 3 months, 18 days ago

it goes in dry,it comes out wet,the longer its in, the stronger it gets! it comes out dripping and beginning to sag! it aint what your thinking, its a tetley teabag!! lol
Unknown "Yum Yum" Purring - 16 years, 3 months, 18 days ago