A guy walked into the local unemployment office to pick up his check.He marched straight up to the counter and said "hi,you know, i just HATE drawing unemployment. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said "your timing is excellent.We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2007 mercedes-benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV,stereo,bar,etc located above the garage will designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, just plain eyed said "you're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said "yea, well..............you started it!!!!!"
Unknown Peaceful - 16 years, 8 months, 29 days ago

Went to the doc's this morning told him about what i thought was migraine's but got told no you haven't got them but am going to put you on beta blockers god i hope i'm not on these for the rest of my life
Unknown Peaceful - 16 years, 8 months, 29 days ago

Got a couple of new things in my shop if you wanna take a look
Unknown Peaceful - 16 years, 8 months, 29 days ago

if you drop by pop into my herd and thumb the posts please leave a comment for me and i will Return The Favour
Unknown Peaceful - 16 years, 8 months, 29 days ago

Take a look in my shop as you're here if you can't find what you're looking for let me know and i'll try and find itl.
Thanks for dropping in.
Unknown Peaceful - 16 years, 9 months, 1 day ago