THE STORY OF MADAM BIBBLES
There once lived a bunny in a back yard. It was white, and fluffy, and cute. Her name was Madam Bibbles. Madam Bibbles was a hungry little bunny and had to survive on grass that grew up into her cage. All that Bibbles had to her name was a bottle of water hanging off the side of her so called "home." Madam bibbles started to wonder why her home looked so much like a jail cell...
I walked up to Madam bibbles one day and I asked.. "Bibbles! Why don't you have any food?" Bibbles replied "Because my owners are meanie poop heads, I say!" I shook my head and rolled my eyes and asked Madam Bibbles another question.. "Madam Bibbles, Why are you outside in 100* weather?" and Bibbles replied "Because my owners are meanie poop heads."
By this time I am starting to realize that Madam bibbles can only say one sentence, so I started to walk away through the tall rainforest like grass.. I head Bibbles murmer something under her breath "*@)!$ them!." My head snapped around like I just saw a ghost. "WHAT DID YOU SAY BIBBLES?" I said. Bibbles looked at me with her tiny round eyes..."KILL THEM, I SAY!"... "BIBBLES! That's not a nice thing to say! I thought meanie poop heads was bad, but KILL? COME ON Bibbles!" Bibbles just sat there looking at me.. laying down on the floor of the cage to try and get cool. I told bibbles that I would come talk to her again when she was in a better mood. Dang those bunnys when they are in a bad mood.
The next day I went back to visit Madam, and with my I brought a handful of baby spinach. Madam bibbles looked up in suprise, "I thought you were mad at me?" she said. I said "No bibbles, you are just a cranky pants." And that was all.
The next day, which was not a Wednesday, nor was it a friday, also not the weekend, but not the worst day of the week.. A Monday. I brought Madam Bibbles a carrot stick. She gobbled it up in 30 seconds. I said, "You know what Bibbles? I'm gunna give you a new home." At first Bibbles was scared and ran into her little house like thing. I said.. "Bibbles, don't be a wuss. Let's go." Bibbles hopped out of her cage onto the ground and followed me home.
Untill this day I still have Madam Bibbles as a pet. She has her own room and her own tv. Even her own couch. I have never seen a happier Bunny. Bunny does not even describe it. MADAM BIBBLES IT IS!
Unknown "Kristi" Sparkling
- 16 years, 6 months, 11 days ago
