So there was this girl.. Lets just say her name is Kristi. She was all ready to go to sleep at midnight on a friday night (technically saturday morning).... 7 minutes after midnight she gets a call from someone at work.. (FYI Kristi does security for a living). Lets just say the guy that called was Mike. Mike worked the 4-12 and now wants to go home and no one has come in to let him go home.
Why does Kristi get this call do you ask? It's because Kristi is the Site manager and has to deal with stupid crap like that. Suposadly Mike called everyone to see if they could come in, but to no avail...
Kristi agreed to leave her cellphone on in case anything happend she could get there in 60 seconds.... They said it was fine.
One hours later kristi looks at the clock.. it's 1 am.. She can't sleep because she is only thinking about how her branch office would be pissed at her for not going in to work when there was an open post.
Kristi gave up and finally turned to her boyfriend (Lets just say his name is Rob) and said.. "ok I just gotta go to work. I can't sleep". He was sad, so he walked her out to her car to say goodbye with a sadface.
Kristi got to work at approx 1:30 am. or should I say 01:30.. EXCUSE ME. Anyway. By 02:30 am Kristi's eyes got heavy and she got tired. She had already called her friend, Named Michelle and woke her up to talk about nothing importnat. 03:00 came around and she decided to get off her but and do a tour around the building. 35 minutes later she was done with her tour and got a soda.
Now it's 4:36 am and Kristi really wants to go home and go to sleep.
Kristi might have no choice but to at least stay at work till 6:00 am. Possibly even 8:00 am.
Kristi told me to ask you if you could please shoot her.

The end.
Unknown "Kristi" Sparkling - 15 years, 9 months, 29 days ago

THE STORY OF MADAM BIBBLES

There once lived a bunny in a back yard. It was white, and fluffy, and cute. Her name was Madam Bibbles. Madam Bibbles was a hungry little bunny and had to survive on grass that grew up into her cage. All that Bibbles had to her name was a bottle of water hanging off the side of her so called "home." Madam bibbles started to wonder why her home looked so much like a jail cell...

I walked up to Madam bibbles one day and I asked.. "Bibbles! Why don't you have any food?" Bibbles replied "Because my owners are meanie poop heads, I say!" I shook my head and rolled my eyes and asked Madam Bibbles another question.. "Madam Bibbles, Why are you outside in 100* weather?" and Bibbles replied "Because my owners are meanie poop heads."

By this time I am starting to realize that Madam bibbles can only say one sentence, so I started to walk away through the tall rainforest like grass.. I head Bibbles murmer something under her breath "*@)!$ them!." My head snapped around like I just saw a ghost. "WHAT DID YOU SAY BIBBLES?" I said. Bibbles looked at me with her tiny round eyes..."KILL THEM, I SAY!"... "BIBBLES! That's not a nice thing to say! I thought meanie poop heads was bad, but KILL? COME ON Bibbles!" Bibbles just sat there looking at me.. laying down on the floor of the cage to try and get cool. I told bibbles that I would come talk to her again when she was in a better mood. Dang those bunnys when they are in a bad mood.

The next day I went back to visit Madam, and with my I brought a handful of baby spinach. Madam bibbles looked up in suprise, "I thought you were mad at me?" she said. I said "No bibbles, you are just a cranky pants." And that was all.

The next day, which was not a Wednesday, nor was it a friday, also not the weekend, but not the worst day of the week.. A Monday. I brought Madam Bibbles a carrot stick. She gobbled it up in 30 seconds. I said, "You know what Bibbles? I'm gunna give you a new home." At first Bibbles was scared and ran into her little house like thing. I said.. "Bibbles, don't be a wuss. Let's go." Bibbles hopped out of her cage onto the ground and followed me home.

Untill this day I still have Madam Bibbles as a pet. She has her own room and her own tv. Even her own couch. I have never seen a happier Bunny. Bunny does not even describe it. MADAM BIBBLES IT IS!

Unknown "Kristi" Sparkling - 15 years, 10 months, 22 days ago

Dispatch - Headlights

Headlights
Highways
Your life collides with mine
Oh, your life collides with mine

Leavin' our shoes behind
We cross the water
Our words flow
From mouth to mouth, to mouth
Like fish seeking dark places
The misty, mist it covers, covers our traces covers our faces

Headlights
Highways
Your life collides with mine
Oh, your life collides with mine

We're steppin' into shelter
Movin' out of shadow
We made some wrong moves
Along the way
Oh we might have strayed
Will I forget your face
And your fluid gait
Or will I, will I stare into the stillness?
This is where I miss you
This is where I miss you
So long
To what's done
How come we've gone
So much time's been wasted
So many thoughts been lost on you

Headlights
Highways
Your life collides with mine

Cold wind rushes
Down on my face
Smoke heats the black throat
Of the chimney

The door is open
Come on inside...

Unknown "Kristi" Sparkling - 15 years, 10 months, 22 days ago

Is that your bird? Can I touch it? Does it bite? Peanut.... Tazaaa zazaaa


Unknown "Kristi" Sparkling - 15 years, 10 months, 22 days ago

Yay and also yay
Unknown "Kristi" Sparkling - 15 years, 10 months, 23 days ago