DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Sle pt with all your friends
Athletic............................No boobs
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle..................... .........Dull
New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing..................... ......Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Poet.................................Depressive
Professional............ ...........Bitch
Romantic...........................Frigid
Voluptuous......... ...............Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow..............................Murderer
Unknown ":-x" Adventurous - 16 years, 8 months, 11 days ago

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tondisable= is sex all you ever think about?
Unknown ":-x" Adventurous - 16 years, 8 months, 11 days ago

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
Unknown ":-x" Adventurous - 16 years, 8 months, 11 days ago

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
- Touching on the Bum: Your fun.
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
Unknown ":-x" Adventurous - 16 years, 8 months, 18 days ago

- Kiss on the Upperchest: I'm ready.
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I think I like you.
Unknown ":-x" Adventurous - 16 years, 8 months, 18 days ago